I like George Carlin. He makes me laugh, but sometimes I have to turn him off because the swearing and crudeness are too much. But, this little diddy that he wrote up made me laugh out loud. But, if I sing it too many times or think about it too long – I might just cry…
Oh beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,
For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain.
America, America, man sheds his waste on thee,
And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea.